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Sad ending for SAAB

January 26th 2012 12:19
SAAB


Please join AUTOLOUD in a moments silence for the Swedish Motor industry.

Okay, that’s long enough!

With Volvo long gone to their Chinese owners and SAAB handed from owner to owner like a game of "Pass the parcel" at a Hamas barbecue! The only thing left from Abba and IKEA land is now Konigsberg.

The ending for SAAB was inevitable really. Although it did manage a couple of comebacks, the slippery slide really began when GM (Yes, General Motors) decided they would not part with the intellectual property contained within both 9'3 and 9'5 car models. They had no problem while the company was in Swedish hands but with the non-existent IP laws in China it became a great wall too high.


Look into this a bit further and you begin to wonder why? You see both models were based on the Opel/Vauxhall Vectra which in turn was an updated version of the "J Car" which first entered showrooms the world over in 1981!

Unlike Detroit, China's motor industry is in overdrive. Yes they do "borrow" other people’s designs and adapt to their own needs but if GM really believe that any business could make a nearly 30 year old design into something new and special is pretty funny.

Maybe it was just jealously, after looking at the last 9'5 and 9'3 and the amateur styling, I think you can see why!

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Dont mention the Toyota Crown!

December 21st 2011 13:59
Where have all the good cheap cars gone?

Toyota Crown


Maybe faded memories have got the better of Autoloud but I think that fifteen-twenty years ago you could buy a better class of car for under $1000 than you can now.

Back when I changed cars more than I changed socks, you were spoiled for choice.


I remember buying a one owner Holden UC Torana with 120,000kms for $600. It only needed some cosmetic touch ups and registration but for under a grand I had a bullet proof Aussie car that, if pressed, I could fix myself. Sadly, Mrs Autoloud hated driving it (bench seats, you see) so it was sold and replaced with an $800 Ford XD Fairmont Ghia with a 351 V8 under the bonnet.

I loved the Ghia, it made all the right noises, it went like a ... well let’s just say it was quick! As I had company cars this became Mrs Autoloud’s drive car and she liked it because the air was cold and it was comfortable to drive.
Then came the fateful morning when she was running late and she made the mistake of putting her foot to floor and turning the steering wheel to do a u-turn with the inevitable result that the poor old V8 went drifting across the road with smoke pouring off the back tyres like a scene from the “Dukes of Hazzard” Sadly the Fairmont had to go too!

I think a Nissan Bluebird came next. It was a sedan with an automatic transmission and to be honest Nissan had forgotten to fit any acceleration at all! If you really wanted a 0-60 time it would have marginally quicker than say ... an Icelandic ice flow sliding down the side of the mountain. All I know is if you went out to buy milk you came home with yoghurt. It was that S-L-O-W!

Mrs Autoloud adored that car and then I bought her the Toyota Crown.

But that is another story!

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I feel a Woody coming on!

October 24th 2011 13:50
Call me old fashioned (strange even!) but Autoloud is developing a strange fixation with Woodies!

Woodie wagon


Now before you worry about my sexuality it should be pointed out that I mean the station wagons with woodgrain adorning the sides.

Hugely popular in the Yoouknightedstates - the trend made the trip across the Atlantic in the late 1950s and 1960's when English manufacturers also adopted the woodtrim look. Ford gave us the Mk I Cortina Squire while Austin/ Morris/BMC presented the Mini (albeit a fake) and Morris Minor Travellers.

Stylish then, they have a certain cachet now, the only problem is the price the manage to achieve. A decent Minor Traveller will cost the sharp end of $20,000 AUD while anything American in reasonable condition can easily double that figure.

The thought of a 20 foot long American barge with an acre of plastic wood on the side is looking more attractive to my bifocals every day- but maybe the answer lies in assembling an "Aussie" rendition of a woody.

Commodore Wagon


Pick a wagon with chrome bumpers like the VB-VH series Holden Commodore above, lower it, throw a set of whitewalls/Moon Discs at it, decorate the sides with some woodgrain and the look just came together. Throw a surfboard on the roof and a star is born!

Weird ? Maybe! Cool? Definately!

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Honey I shrunk the Audi!

August 24th 2011 10:23
For the last decade, the German motor industry has been engaged in a horsepower war which has seen power outputs go crazy in what is no more than a “Mine is bigger than yours” contest.

Have to be honest here; Autoloud loves horsepower but what about the other end of the spectrum? The noble pursuit of the ultimate Miles per gallon or litres per 100 Kilometres (depending on where you live), is also a race being slugged out by the Germans. If you take a journey back in time, you find that Germany was responsible for many economy minded (some of them fun) cars including such vehicles as the Heinkel Trojan, Zundapp and everyone’s favourite the Messerschmitt KR200 Tiger


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Certain old air cooled Volkswagens are making crazy money as a look at the results of the Barrett Jackson auction in Orange County last weekend will testify.
VW Kombi
$217,800 worth of Kombi!


The highlight of the sale was a 23 Window Kombi which sold for the astounding figure of $217,800! If you really wanted a Kombi but your pockets will not stretch that far then maybe the 65 Model Kombi in Sealing wax red sold for only $85,000. If Beetles are more your thing they offered plenty of choice. How about a nicely restored oval window Beetle for $30,000 or a pink and white 1972 model Beetle with custom two-tone interior for $33,000


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Firstly I have to say that it has been a while. Unfortunately work has interrupted my blogging activities and has turned me into a walking Zombie, hence the week of leave I am now enjoying!

Well - Nigel ( My Mini ) has left the building and is now in the hands of his new keeper. I do miss him, the combination of performance and economy was fantastic and his ability to raise a smile or wave from total strangers made you feel great! This has of course left a gap in the driveway of AUTOLOUD Manor and I have filled it with, of all things, an air cooled VW Beetle


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Stratos Returns!

January 19th 2011 12:43
Anyone who appreciates cars will have some stage drooled over images of the Lancia Stratos. The mid engined coupe was powered by the 2.4 litre Dino V6 shared with (amongst others!) the Fiat Dino coupe and the Ferrari 206.

Lancia Stratos

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Making Plans for Nigel - Part 2

November 21st 2010 12:03
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Morgan three wheeler exhumed!

November 21st 2010 11:45
Everything old is new again at Morgan.

Morgan three wheeler

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Making Plans for Nigel - The Mini!

September 26th 2010 12:21
The time has finally come!

After trawling through eBay and carsales for months on the lookout for a car and just missing out on numerous vehicles, it has happened! Autoloud has taken the plunge and is now the owner of a 1997 Rover Mini Cooper. Finished in British Racing Green with white roof and bonnet stripes, this is the classic Mini not the pretender to the throne that BMW builds


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