Mine is bigger than yours!
April 5th 2009 13:38
Now I am not one to pick on people or stir controversy but four wheel drive or SUV drivers have a different mindset to all other road users. Sure a lot of these thing s are driven as people movers in lieu of something far more suitable to the task like a Tarago but I am here to tell you, that the reasoning behind the buying process of these off road boxes is almost Neanderthal in its simplicity.
AUTOLOUD has a theory that there is a case for scientific research on the direct link between length of the penis of the SUV driving male and the size of their individual vehicle. My theory is simple, some men, (not all men) that drive Pajero, Patrol, Landcruiser and Hummers (especially Hummers) are trying to make up for their short-comings in other departments!
How did Doctor AUTOLOUD come to this conclusion? Sadly my observation of real world cases, that how! In one case a man in his mid forties of shorter stature, not only had hair follicles transported from one part of his body to his head, he also underwent cosmetic surgery on his man boobs. As if that’s not bad enough, he also traded his HSV GTO Monaro on a Range Rover Sport because in his words the Monaro was too showy!
Really? Yet he here is driving the automotive equivalent of a cod piece!
Doomed never go off road, these 4x4 hulks are bought to massage the ego and endow the driver with an imaginary sense of girth and stature previously unknown to their flaccid and stunted self worth.
Just remember this when you next see a man driving a Suzuki X90 and think, there is a confident man proud of his equipment!
AUTOLOUD has a theory that there is a case for scientific research on the direct link between length of the penis of the SUV driving male and the size of their individual vehicle. My theory is simple, some men, (not all men) that drive Pajero, Patrol, Landcruiser and Hummers (especially Hummers) are trying to make up for their short-comings in other departments!
How did Doctor AUTOLOUD come to this conclusion? Sadly my observation of real world cases, that how! In one case a man in his mid forties of shorter stature, not only had hair follicles transported from one part of his body to his head, he also underwent cosmetic surgery on his man boobs. As if that’s not bad enough, he also traded his HSV GTO Monaro on a Range Rover Sport because in his words the Monaro was too showy!
Really? Yet he here is driving the automotive equivalent of a cod piece!
Doomed never go off road, these 4x4 hulks are bought to massage the ego and endow the driver with an imaginary sense of girth and stature previously unknown to their flaccid and stunted self worth.
Just remember this when you next see a man driving a Suzuki X90 and think, there is a confident man proud of his equipment!
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