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I will survive!

January 17th 2009 11:42


Hail to the Chief indeed!

This is the new Presidential Limousine. This new Caddy has been designed specifically for the purpose of driving P.O.T.U.S around. Obviously the Secret Service are not saying much, but they must be worried because this is the most armoured Presidential car EVER!

When on board, President Obama will be safe from guns, bazookas, grenades, and in the unlikely event of a bomb somehow being attached to the car ( What in the drive through at Mickey D's or Taco Bells !) He wont notice the explosion thanks to the six inches of armour underneath the car.


The auto is so well sealed it has its own air supply, inside he will be safe from gas attacks and even with the stereo full blast no one outside the car can hear Mr Presidents favourite song playing on the CD- "I will survive", maybe?

Thanks to its obviously massive kerb weight, the beast is mounted on a heavy duty pick up chassis and is powered by a 6.5 litre diesel V8. Fuel consumption is an issue though, 29.5 litres per 100km (8mpg in the old money) Crisis? what crisis! No word on whether it has a towbar to tow its own fuel tanker because it will need it!

Autoloud thinks its not "blingy" enough for a Cadillac, do they do Kenworth sized whitewalls?



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