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Auto Loud - February 2008

Window dressing and four wheels!

February 28th 2008 13:41
Not everybody likes to look good in their car, I mean not everyone uses them as a fashion accessories otherwise they wouldnt sell Camry's, right?

The art of making some old nail look like its doing 100mph standing still, has been a favourite pastime of motor manufacturers the world over for as long as there has been cars. If you slap some Italian design house's name on anything automotive you ( In theory) strike gold.

The British, bless their hearts, had a plethora of boring things to choose from and they gave us such a selection as the Austin Atlantic was based on the old Austin A90 sedan. This baroque classic looked all the world like a 1950s era Jukebox, all chrome stripes and thin pillars, it looked okay, but with wheels based about 6 inches in from the bodywork, it looked roly-poly and at more America dollars than an XK120 when new, the Yanks ignored it in droves! The Nash/ Austin Metropolitan, looked like a 6/8 scale American car until you opened the bonnet, where there sat a cowering 1.5 litre BMC 4 cyl. The Sunbeam Alpine was based on a Hillman Husky van floorpan!


The king of all British sedan based sports coupes was the Ford Capri, when first released the range carried a Capri for everybody from a 1.3 base version all the way up to the flash Harry version, the 3000 GXL V6. Sideburns and a Capri, if you had these, you knew you had made it in the early part of the 1970's

Germany was brilliant at this ability in making a sows ear look like a silk purse, the VW Beetle became the Karmann ghia, a sexy two door coupe that stole a lot of its looks from the Borgward Isabella coupe which funnily enough was based on the Borgward 2300 sedan, a technically advanced sedan which did not sell and eventually bankrupted Herr Borgward. Another Beetle based special was the South American Puma, looked like a Ferrari and dak-dak when you you drove it. The VW Scirocco was no more than a coupe version of the first generation Golf!


We havent even started on the Japanese yet! Lets face it, the term hairdressers car was invented for the Celica!
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The last Australian Ford Falcon!

February 19th 2008 14:08
So Im only guessing but what does the prefix code FG stand for in the "All new" (Fords words not mine) Falcon? Im guessing here but does FG stand for Fairly Good? or perhaps
Fu#%ing Glum?



Whatever!

Ford in America continue to bleed money at an alarming rate, so obviously Ford in Australia only had a limited amount of money to play with, for an all new car it sure does like look like the old one with a Mondeo nose!

To prove that Ford have a sense of humour, The new President of Ford Australia, Mr Bill Osborne, will now be known within the Ford world as Aussie Osborne! After seven hours in the hot seat he continues to be positive, Good on him!

Admittedly Ford Australia continues to be the RWD centre of the Ford empire, but I honestly dont think the Falcon is long for this world, the sales volumes for last year speak for themselves. The majority of the traditional buyers for the big cars are moving on in droves, even government fleets are now looking at green alternatives. Okay, so Ford offer an LPG model but where is the diesel option? Supposedly they are working on it, but imagine the Falcon with the turbo charged 2.7 V6 diesel as fitted to the Discovery or S-Type Jaguar, same power but with 45mpg! The technology was there and they didnt use it! Instead they thought the hand built 5.4 Litre V8 was a priority?? For who? The Falcon is almost like Grandads axe, its had fourteen handles and eight heads but its still Grandads axe

Once the initial sales rush for the new model is over, it will be interesting to see where the monthly sales rate ends up, probably at Mitsubishi 380 levels.

My tip? At least go down to the local Ford dealer and pick up a brochure for the last Australian built Falcon while you can, that piece of sales literature may be worth something one day on e-bay. Mark my words!

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I feel like Janis Joplin!

February 19th 2008 13:36
Janis Joplin always wanted one, the Beatles owned them and just about every Taxi driver in Berlin has one so tonight I join them, sitting my driveway is a Mercedes Benz!




This particular version, the lowly 180E, was the tax break version that Mercedes released to beat the threshold of the Luxury car tax. Yes it is basic, with wind up windows but the thing that amazed me on driving this car was the build integrity / quality. As we all know, cars, as they age begin to feel, sloppy for want of a better word. The 15 year old mobile bank vault under my house is probably as strong as the day it left Sindelfingen, the doors shut with a satisfying thud, the seats havent sagged and everything mechanically feels right with no untoward noises.

I think the major reason for this, is the 180E-190E was a scaled down version of the E and S-Class, all built in the days when Mercedes Benz made real cars, not plastic coated five door hatchbacks that couldnt get out of the way of a decent Elk, Hit one of them at the right speed in a proper Benz and the animal is sliced, diced and duly delivered through the sunroof as Steaks!

The worst roads in the world are generally considered to be African roads, time has shown that over time the only vehicles that survive longer than ten minutes are Toyota Landcruisers, Peugeot 504-505 and the old E-Class Benz. The reason is they are built like Panzer tanks!

Merceds Benz decided to sacrifice quality at some stage probably in the early 1990's to increase the level of profitability, Nein!, this did not work and the loyal buyers complained as they found their latest shiny Benz just fell to pieces, unlike the last seven!

I admit I do like this old 180E, now call me old fashioned but if it dont have chrome, it just aint a proper Benz, one look at the 600 Pullman limo and the 300SEL 6.3 will tell you exactly what I mean.
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Can I Have that in Barbie Pink please!

February 18th 2008 06:12
The most British of institutions owned by Germans, Rolls Royce have announced the arrival of the Phantom coupe.


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Autoloud goes to the Motorshow!

February 10th 2008 12:17
Autoloud made his yearly pilgrimage to the grandly named Brisbane Imternational Motor Show. Considering that last year over 1 million new vehicles were sold in Australia, the general atmosphere of the show was akin to discovering that the beer has run out at the barbacue and the bottle shops are already shut! I know there was a death in the family but Jeez!

The manufacturers not represented this year include Volvo, Mercedes Benz, Jeep/ Chrysler/ Dodge, Jaguar and Mini. Except for Jeep yadda yadda, all the others have new models to display: the Volvo XC70, Mini the Clubman, Jaguar the new XF and over at Benz the all new C-Class. The other inspired act of lunacy include the absence of the all new Fiat 500


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Not so honourable death of the 380 san!

February 5th 2008 13:36
Well it had to happen eventually! I dont wish to sound flippant but the writing has been on wall for years.

Mitsubishi, have for many years have been a company that prostitutes their own products to shift metal. They have traditionally sold a high volume of heavily discounted vehicles to rental car/ leasing companies to keep themselves afloat. This perpetuates their problem, the short term leases or buybacks kick in about nine to ten months after delivery, the cars get returned to the manufacturer and this then swamps the market in used Mitsubishis. You only have to look at any major Australian newspaper over a period of months to see the price of used Mitsubishi products tumble. The 380 is a prime example, six months ago they were advertised at $21990, same car last month $ 17990.Now that this news has broken, who knows $14990


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What do you do for a living? (Part2)

February 4th 2008 12:39
Okay, so there you are socialising away and the question (previously mentioned in What do you do for a living Part1) drops into the conversation:

" And what do you do for a living


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Resplendant in a dark metallic blue, An example of one of the most maligned of recent Jaguars stormed past me on the freeway this morning, rain spraying from underneath its rounded rump. It was a late series S Type sedan with large factory Alloy wheels that filled the wheelarches nicely. As you can probably tell I have nothing against this particular Pussy, I think the styling ( always the moot point ) was perhaps a little too retro but its not an ugly car. A heritage is important for a vehicle of prestige bearing, look at Rolls Royce and Mercedes Benz, and considering what they had to work with, dare I say it a Lincoln Platform, Jaguar stylists probably took the attitude that by adding a XK 120-150 grille , four round headlights and that lovely rounded roofline and rear side windows, the car gained enough Jaguar DNA to pass as a Jag, well from 20 feet on a dark night anyway.

As it aged Jaguar really didnt alter the styling a lot, they tweaked it here and there and that was about it, in the right colours, normally dark metallics, the car looks right, The S-Type R that used to live in Brisbane in Jaguar Racing Green was the ultimate iteration, I can hear that V8 throbbing now


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